How Evil Is Your NightMaren Villain Character? Quiz
(Feel free to steal and/or edit.) I will be using one of my Lords of Nightmare characters, C#.

1) Do you have hordes of minions?
No. A few specialized ones will do.

2) Do you have an evilly castle?
No. I have a school. MUCH MORE EVIL!

3) Do you have any tragic relations who may make a claim at your power? (Brother, bastard-son, pissed off ex-wife?)
No.

4) Do you keep the one thing that can destroy you close by, safely guarded?
No. That would be foolish.

5) When you have captured the fool who came to attack you, will you monologue, gloat, or otherwise rub in their face that they are now powerless and will bend to your whim?
Hm... Efficientcy or ego... ... ... Ego. Yes.

6) Do you dress in a flamboyantly-flashy cape and cowl?
Flamboyant? Yes. Flashy? Certainly. Cape and cowl? No.

7) Do you have insatiable urges when a member of your opposition with a pretty face comes into your possession?
This is a joke, right? (No.)

8) Do you keep prisoners from your opposition alive in a dungeon or jail even after you've gotten whatever item or information they may have had that was crucial to you?
No, that would be wasteful. (Though, I suppose a lesser being would want to keep them around to show how "badass" they are or something...)

9) Do you ever leave survivors when you occupy an area?
HAHAHAHA no.

10) Do you outsource?
No need.

11) Oh come on! You mean to say you've never thought of bringing a headhunter into the fray so you don't have to waste your time?
No. My minions can get the job done just fine.

12) Do you treat your minions with respect, benefits and a nice 401k as well as company stock?
No. I'm a corporate bastard and they should be happy I haven't downsized and fired them.

13) Do you keep a labyrinthine series of escape tunnels in your dwelling as a back-up?
No. Fire escapes are a public matter. (Even if they ARE booby-trapped.)

14) Do you intend to fight your opposition yourself if there are still minions to be flung at them? (As opposed to, say, running away to fight another day?)
They'll never reach me. My minions are good.

15) Have you ever considered using hostages as a means of getting what you want?
That seems like a desperate measure. No.

16) Have you ever set up a dummy-hero in order to lure out true heroes and capture them while they're still weak?
No, but I hear Wizeman did. Not too wise, huh?

17) Have you ever concocted a plan in which you temporarily became a good-guy so as to fool everyone who has ever opposed you?
Don't make me laugh.

18) Do you keep a super powerful artifact around as a backup plan in case that bastard hero defeats you and you find yourself needing an ace in the hole?
If the shoe fits, use it, don't wait until you're defeated! (No. If there's an artifact like that, it's not backup, it's frontup.)

19) Do you have your plans and dwellings checked on a regular basis to discern if there are any holes or gaps that could spell your certain doom?
THERE ARE NO HOLES IN MY PLANS! Unless I put them there on purpose as a trick. But you'll not know that until you're dead, so HA!

20) Do you pass around internet memes to annoy the general populace and further your evil scheme?
I thought taking over their fast food would be more effective. (No.)


Tally Your Score!
If you answered "no" 1-5 times .......... You are a minion. Go back to your failed life.
If you answered "no" 6-9 times .......... You're on your way to enlightenment, but you're still a liability. You will be shot.
If you answered "no" 10-14 times .......... You're getting to know your evil self well. But fail me again and I will kill all of your fangirls.
If you answered "no" 15-17 times .......... You may become a trusty top-level minion. Congratulations. Now you just have to pay the exorbitant entrance fee.
If you answered "no" 18-19 times .......... YOU ARE A THREAT TO MY POWER AND MUST BE DESTROYED!
If you answered "no" 20 times .......... Congratulations, you passed the test and are now qualified for your own Evil Villain Platinum Card with a $300 limit. (For a small fee, you can upgrade.)